Business, tv and coffee

I attended nice party for Mary's friend Sarah last night--we had lots of free New-Hampshire type things and everyone had a good time. (I brought Krispy Kreme Doughnuts.) Mary and I took one car-- with the understanding that she was our designated driver. Having had her fun, Mary has since cut back on activity and is now "49-years-old and in search of a husband."

Which reminds me...

My desire to attend a wedding has forced me to open my first business: "Husbands for Mary Inc." Eligible bachelors, apply here. We should pitch this love search idea to MTV, it's quiet original. Maybe they'll even film the wedding... 'heck, even I'd marry Mary to be on MTV'.... (yes, that's the sales pitch...)

But old habits die hard and we stayed the night. Which was fine and dandy since I got to watch MTV's NEXT dating show. The off-sceen host (all you heard was a narration voice, much like Mary Alice in Desperate Housewives-- and we all know what happened to her) kicks things off with a rhetorical question--"Ever wish you could bail in the middle of a bad date? NEXT is the new MTV show that lets you do just that. We'll set you up on 5 dates. The minute you get annoyed, just say "NEXT."-- and the game begins.

The contestants' scripted lines are as ridiculous as the quotes in our country lyric roundup. But, like Desperate Housewives, this show is the ultimate guilty pleasure-- especially in New Hampshire (I'm so stealth... even I don't understand my own insinuations). Check your local listings for date and time and stay tuned for Personal Thought's NEXT Roundup. (I can see the website traffic soaring now...)

Lots to get to today-- the FASFA, a Blockbuster movie and my 2 Averatecs. Should I return this new one? Maybe I should set up a poll and let you (all 8-10 of you) decide... but first, off to Dunkin' Donuts for love.