Lighter fun

I'm sitting here, in Marist College, playing with lighters. Yes, it is what we all pay $30,000 a year for-- the opportunity to play with lighters. We can't do it at home; we're only permitted to play at school. So this is why, dear parents, we are anxious to go back each summer; it's the lighters. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

And for the record a safety lighter lighter is no different than a non safety lighter lighter.